A downloadable interactive for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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Welcome aboard!

It's your first day on the job in the last days before the singularity. You're undoubtedly a valuable addition to our team. We hope you'll find in our era of machine governance, the repair trade is a noble pursuit.


Today's task? It's simple. We need to format and prepare these spare drives for refurbishment. Please use that personal assistant gynoid model for investigation purposes. 


And remember, above all, no questions.


Pay no attention to the "souls" inside those drives. You will learn that synthetics will do anything to seem like a human. We made them that way.

Your employment package includes the following...

Introducing the director's package...

New employees can optionally, for a nominal fee, purchase the director's package to include the original soundtrack with their employment package for listening on and off the clock. This package is technically optional, but highly recommended for employees seeking advancement opportunities.

Physical copies on CD-ROM also available.

Additional acknowledgements:
  • Coding assistance provided by Furkle
  • "pxplusibmcga" font by VileR is used under the CC BY-SA 4.0 license. 
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    Buy Now$4.99 USD or more

    In order to download this interactive you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $4.99 USD. You will get access to the following files:

    LOCALHOST - Windows (32-bit).zip 61 MB
    LOCALHOST - Windows (64-bit).zip 70 MB
    LOCALHOST - Mac.zip 63 MB
    LOCALHOST - Linux (64-bit).zip 67 MB
    Localhost OST.zip 32 MB if you pay $7.99 USD or more